I just sent my resume for a position at a new bar opening up on Hollywood Blvd. Although I’d prefer to work in an office setting, a job at a hip (do they still say hip?) new joint (dang, I’m full of the old lingo today) would be sick (much better)! This place is within walking distance of home and I could still do web work on the side. Having two jobs is a sign of the times! So is this.

Anyway, here’s my response to this ad:

Hello!

I would like to submit my resume for the barback or busser positions you have available. I’ve previously worked at a pub/lounge for 5 months in a limited food server/bartender capacity and am looking to expand my experience behind a bar. I am constantly striving to better myself and have no problem keeping my energy up in a bar/restaurant setting. I live within walking distance of Hollywood Blvd. so punctuality would not be an issue. I would love the opportunity to meet you for an interview.

Thanks for your time,

Joel Chaidez

Are you an experienced blogger, tweeter, social-netowrking maven? Do you love to connect with online communities? If you love Facebook, YouTube, Twetter, MySpace and all ther other social-networking tools, this gig is perfect for you.

Super-hot online digital word-of-mouth marketing company (located in Hollywood) needs your talent. You will join our in-house, on-staff and skilled teams of “Brand Ambassadors” to deploy conversational-marketing strategies. Starting pay for this Brand Ambassador position is $15/hour + optional paid overtime. This is a full-time gig with great growth potential.

REGUIREMENTS:
- Strong attention to details
- Fast typing skills
- Experience in social media outreach (blogs, message boards, community engagements, posts, video-sharing, tweeter etc) - PowerPoint Pro and excel whiz
- Responsible, reliable, professional
- Will report directly to President of company
- Must enjoy working in a fast-paced enviroment
- Meet clear deadlines and goals
- Ability to follow directions and accept responsibility
- Multi-tasker
- Team player
GREAT opportunity for the right candidate

Location: Hollywood
Compensation: $15/hour + optional paid overtime

This job sounds like it would use all of my web magic to do, which I find exciting. Here’s my response:

Hello!

I just saw your ad on Craigslist and hope there’s still a chance to get an interview set up. I keep myself up to date on memes, viral anything and social networking on a daily basis. From what I’ve read on your ad, you’re looking for someone who can make various social media work together. I am constantly working on discovering how to use social media to it’s full potential.

Some of the applications I am currently working with are: Tumblr for Work , Tumblr for Personal Stuff , Facebook , Twitter , Buzzfeed and Myspace . (these were all linked to my own pages)

I think I’d be a great addition to your team and would love the opportunity to meet with you. If you have any questions for me or would like some more information, you may contact me via phone or email.

Thanks for your time,

Joel Chaidez
323 899 6648

My main concern right now is length of my response. Too short? I’m thinking keep it short and simple but I wonder if that’s not enough for this kind of work. Que pensez-tu?

Here is a job at what, on the surface, seems to be a cool company called Protagonist. I did a little research and from what little I could find, they seem to use web videos in their marketing arsenal. Fun fun!

Here is the letter I wrote them:

Hello,

I am submitting my resume for the position of Office/Personal Assistant. I have 4 years experience as an Office Manager in a production/online office setting. I am very flexible with taking on new duties and can quickly adapt to new situations. I have a calm, positive personality which, as I’m sure you know, is extremely helpful in the entertainment industry.

The last three years I’ve spent immersing myself in online marketing. Web media/content is my passion. I would really like the opportunity to learn more about the type of marketing your company is currently doing.

I love dogs as I have a Pit Bull/Beagle of my own that I treat like my own child. Obligatory picture of him is included!

I hope to have the chance to speak with you in person and convince you I am the guy for this job.

Thanks for your time,

Joel Chaidez

P.S. I know I look kinda crazy in my picture but it’s the most recent one I have. I hope the picture of Peagle makes up for it.

I figured the company was pretty ‘lax so I tried to be as chill as possible without sounding like some lame-o kid trying to kick it with the Jones’. Haven’t heard back from them… Oh, here are the pictures I emailed to them: